Saturday, March 13, 2004

So here's my question: which sci-fi (pardon me, spec fic) metaphor is most appropriate for Dennis Hastert now?

1) Has he been snatched? Are they, in fact, here, and am I next?

2) Is he a replicant? And for that matter, is he a benefit or a hazard?

3) Maybe he's just from Andromeda. Remember kids: kicking ass and chewing bubble-gum at the same time is a health hazard. You might choke.

Personally, I think I'd prefer something more literary... Hastert, Hastur... it's close enough for government work.

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